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You Know You’re Jealous

Disclaimer: I am drunk Heeey, what’s up? Hey, thanks for stopping by. Let me take you through the series of events that was my thrilling, action-packed Friday evening: 5:00-Began drinking vodka and coke. 6:00-” ” 7:00-” ” 7:30-Rummaged through my porn box and “entertained myself.” 7:35-Took a quick nap. 10:00-Awoke and proceeded to watch “Good …

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